Two nights ago, I was setting up my kids’ new beds when I realized I needed a wrench to dismantle their existing wooden bedframe. “Aha!” I thought to myself, “the wrench of my Hyundai Getz!”

I went downstairs and to my Getz to getz it (Getz it? Get(z) it? lol), but I couldn’t find it! The whole tool set is missing! There’s a culture of borrowing things without permission (and not returning them) in the compound in which my family lives, but all the likely suspects deny it. I can’t recall using (and losing) it myself; I’m the type of person who will always return things to where I got them (thanks, Dad), so this is a big puzzle for me.

Meanwhile, I’m deathly terrified that I may run a flat and be unable to change the tire. So I guess I’m going to hie my fat ass to Ace Hardware and pick up a new set. I’ll let y’all know how expensive that’ll be so you’ll know how much you’ll need to spend if and when you need to replace your own set of tire tools. *sigh*

Update: I found them! They were underneath my spare tire! How they got there, I’ll never know. *facepalm*